would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.
so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…
and on that day humanity received a grim reminder
The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.
Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.
it is canon
Do you realize,
that if we hadn’t loved supernatural so much
Thomas Padalecki would not exist?
two babies now
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS