Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight with another angel.
My mum calls it an embarrassment.
I call it committing to the role
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
I’m gonna be 80 and still not over this face.
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this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
the amount of notes on this should be higher. y’all need to rise to the occasion.
this is wrong on so many levels
the guys on my floor had a sushi date in the elevator. with a waiter
once my friend an I rode the elevators likw we didn’t press any buttons just went up and down as it did and offered people m&ms and we got banned form the elevators for the week