FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn
He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen AcklesI don’t know how butI can see it
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks
I tried but
if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
youre gonna look so goddamn cool